《奇葩说》是2014年爱奇艺打造的中国首档说话达人秀，由高晓松和蔡康永担任团长，旨在寻找华人华语世界中，观点独特、口才出众的“最会说话的人”，并将于2014年第4季度在爱奇艺独家播出。
咳咳。
Name: Ye Chuan
在解放前的上海，三毛是旧上海的一名流浪儿童，他没有家，没有亲人，无家可归，衣食无着。吃贴广告用的浆糊，睡在垃圾车里，冬天就以破麻袋披在身上御寒。为了生存，他卖过报，拾过烟头，帮别人推黄包车，但总是受人欺侮，但他挣到的钱连吃顿饱饭都不够。只有与他命运相同的流浪儿关心他，给他温暖
年轻有为的画家路治平有一个幸福美满的家庭，妻子党美艳温柔贤惠，儿子路小军聪明伶俐。但这一切，被路治平的研究生――年轻美貌的梅雨歌所打破。在梅雨歌的热烈追求下，路治平的防线开始动摇……
1. It is the most basic to have a comprehensive grasp of product attributes.
如此甚好。
The rest of Song Guochun (in the sea, close to each other) kept pleading, but Liu Guiduo did not speak and we did not dare to save him. Liu Guiduo said, 'Take it up'. Huang Jinbo and I pulled him up. I saw his head bleeding and found a paper towel to wipe him.
周志豪带女儿回到2020年，并让淇淇入读马博士十二岁时所读之英才国际小学。为免引人注目，他化身为平庸之交通警察，平日装傻扮蠢，极之低调，但上司年青警官小马哥及便衣女警探娥姐对他关怀备至。娥姐更芳心暗许，但由于有职责在身，及对美莉一直未能忘情，周志豪不断逃避娥姐的好意！
板栗想起什么，笑问刘蝉儿：蝉儿妹妹，你用啥东西装作蛇的，连黄鳝也吓了一跳？他可是不怕蛇的。
两个小娃儿有声有色地商量，要如何躲藏，如何逃走，其提议的稀奇古怪之处，并不亚于大人的智谋。
Zhao Mou and I were chatting with the woman in the small bedroom. The woman was sitting on the wall naked and covered. The hostess said about her childhood and said, "When will you leave, you go quickly, I won't call the police". I asked Wang Jiying what time it was, and Wang Jiying said it was faster. I asked the woman if she still had a car. The woman said that there seemed to be no car. I said I would stay here tonight. The woman also asked when we would leave. I explained that we would leave early. Fu had just finished taking a bath and was lying on the sofa on the south side of the living room. Zhao Mou and I were lying on the bed in the small bedroom. The hostess was sitting on the wall naked and covered with quilts. Wang Jiying was lying on the sofa on the east side. At about 1: 30, Wang Jiying called Zhao and I to the sofa in the living room. Wang Jiying said, "Fat man wants to sleep with that woman in his arms." I said you should go. Just a few minutes after Fu entered, the hostess's screams of pain came from the small bedroom. I ran in and looked at it. When I went in, I saw Fu Gang lying on the woman's body and being the master. I said keep your voice down, and then I left. When I left, I closed the door to him. As soon as I closed the door, the light in the small bedroom went out, and the sound of Fu Gang's master was still coming from the small bedroom.
郝运来由村长当上油坊营子乡的副乡长，为了乡里的经济发展，他辛辛苦苦地跑项目，而其他的两个副乡长却紧盯着乡长的职位，不干实事。原来的乡长调离后，县里任命郝运来为代理乡长，两个副乡长心里十分不平衡，尤其是黄副乡长，处心积虑地要把郝运来整倒。于是在他的策划和指挥下，村霸胡全和胡二用尽了可能的手段来整郝运来。他们先是送了郝运来1万元钱，想事后告他受贿；又找人砸了几家饭店，嫁祸郝运来；还告他偷税漏税以及窝藏违反生育指标的小姨子。郝运来在黄的诬告下被停职反省，黄上台后大搞形式主义，谎报政绩，还把胡全聘到了派出所。群众的眼睛是雪亮的，黄的一切算计最后宣告破产，郝运来的代理乡长职务得到恢复。在郝的主持下，乡里的重大引资项目矿泉水厂终于奠基。
若是有朝一日，国泰民安，边关再无战事，咱们这些武将都回家去了。
-Zhao Zhou (Founder of the Book Dismantling Gang)
不过没关系，虽然「妄想学生会」离开了B站，但并没有离开我们，在2017年放出第一部剧场后，时隔三年后的今天，官方宣布了「妄想学生会」第二部剧场版制作的决定，并且放出了动画PV，看来段子的魅力还真是大啊。
抄家兵士，将一车一车的古玩字画，玉石玛瑙，金银珠宝向外送去。
The most disgusting thing in the world is
危难之间，空军涌现了一大批充满斗志的年轻飞行员——高云天、刘长岭。在一次次的空战中，他们以弱胜强，用不屈的斗志和日本空军进行殊死搏斗。一寸山河一寸血，然而就在这样恶劣的环境下，有一丛爱火悄然燃烧。飞行中队长刘长岭爱上了情报处的马昕蓝上尉。然而他不知道马昕蓝是个中共地下党。
