以中国传统相声为蓝本，在搜集的近三百部传统相声段子中，精心挑选了32个内容健康、艺术性佳，群众喜闻乐见的段子，去其糟粕、取之精华加以改编创作而成。
别说，袖里听。
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5.10 Frequent headache is unqualified.
1940年10月，日军大举进攻龙泉县，八路军团长高翔奉命守卫龙泉县。高翔和日军激战三天三夜，最后仅剩下数十人，但城池未让日军攻下一分一毫。然而派来支援高翔的国军胡天华部迟迟未到，最终导致龙泉失陷。高翔和剩下的战士们来到龙牙山，遇到了正和日军交战的女匪首徐牡丹。高翔、胡天华摒弃前嫌，联手作战，帮徐牡丹击退日军。高翔服从上级命令，留下来招安龙牙山土匪；而一心想杀敌雪恨的胡天华也留下来拉拢土匪武装为其卖命。两股势力为了争取土匪武装在龙牙山展开交锋。在历经诸多磨难后，徐牡丹对高翔青睐有加，胡天华也被足智多谋的高翔所折服，和土匪一起加入了八路军。在高翔的带领下，龙牙山的土匪被改造成抗日劲旅“龙牙抗日纵队”，最终消灭了以加藤一雄为首的龙泉日军。
（郑元畅饰）刘城伟是一个孤芳自傲、拥有人格分裂、忧郁症的天王级大明星，与（张钧甯饰）章曼玲本是娱乐圈公认的、最具吸金能力银幕情侣，两人彷佛就像所有人的期待那样形影不离。随着时间的流逝，刘城伟开始迷失自我，有了很多怀疑……刘城伟与章曼玲的演艺、爱情之路会怎么发展。
寡人真是内疚了，难得你这样善解人意，亚父还要说你……唉。
Industrial Revolution 1.0-Age of Steam: It began in Britain in the 1860s, with the invention and application of steam engine as the main symbol. Human society entered "Age of Steam". Human society changed from agricultural handicraft industry to a mode of economic development driven by industry and mechanical manufacturing.
梁振大惊：杨参议还真来？他随即吩咐将领：快打出旗号。
保安队长曹晓东在大巴上见义勇为的过程中精神受到极大的刺激后导致失忆，醒来后的自己却变成了公安局通缉杀人犯。所有的证据都指向曹晓东是杀人凶手，失去记忆的曹晓东无法为自己做出任何辩解，于是选择逃离医院，寻找在大巴上目睹整件事情发生的乘客来证明自己的清白。然而，在每次案件即将有重大突破的时候，曹晓东所找到的证人，不是一个接一个的失踪，就是相继发生意外，在侦查陷入停滞状态时，新的发现让案情打破僵局……
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于是，小葱就牵了香荽的手，绿菠抱住她另一只手。
正院里已经摆下了一百零八套桌椅，每张桌上都贴了号码，并配了笔墨纸砚。
3, disinfect that dry pond first, To do a good job in preventing escape, it is more economical to use gauze with a plastic film on it and use a stapler to fix it. This is lower in cost and has the disadvantage that it is easy to break down. It is necessary to check it frequently. It is better to remove weeds on both sides of the net. Otherwise, the grass will grow vigorously in summer and crayfish will be easy to find when the weeds are removed. I just didn't get it ready. I didn't add any film in the first few days. I ran a lot and the surrounding fields were everywhere.
主人公山田二菜一不留神吞下了魔法考试上用的“水晶珍珠”，从那天起二菜与超帅魔法师组合零和一伊开始了紧张而又乐趣的生活。恋之魔法POPSTORY开始了！女主角二菜的生活就这样发生了变化……二菜为了不让阿零&一伊为了保护她而受伤，所以就喝下将水晶珍珠从体内取出的药！水晶珍珠取出之后考生们就开始抢夺水晶珍珠，最后是平手，因为魔法世界的占卜师说：“这场考试没有赢家！”后来他们两个当上魔法使，而水晶珍珠本来应该变成他们两个的使役魔，可是因为水晶珍珠在二菜的体内待得太久了，所以水晶珍珠(帕卢)选择了二菜当她的主人！
Fan Bingbing's Mother and Daughter Serve Big Brother
仁和医院高级精神科医生高立仁（方中信 饰）在婚礼前痛失为重案组探员的未婚妻莫敏儿（徐子珊 饰），随即陷入悲伤中不可自拔，甚至为此辞去工作。却不料就在此时，医院接收了一名声称被幻听所困更涉嫌强奸案的精神分裂患者。对此案不甚关心的高立仁路过案发现场，误打误撞帮助了博安医院法医精神科医生梁启荣（萧正楠 饰），并建立亦师亦友的关系。已经在外挂牌行医的连志森（蒋志光 饰）担心老友丧妻后萎靡不振的精神状态，多番劝说他重振旗鼓。高立仁也终于决定去博安医院任职。在随后一次同学聚会中，夜总会发生命案，高立仁意外结识了警方卧底林颂恩（杨怡 饰）。而在工作过程中，也逐渐与顾问医生卓慧翘（蒙嘉慧 饰）成为朋友。与此同时，连志森与梁启荣也分别陷入了暧昧不清的情爱关系……
How to decide the outcome, each person has 2 matches, a total of 3 wins, depending on who wins more matches, who will be the first. If it is all one win and one loss (comic book set), depending on who wins more games, the most will be the first. If the net wins are the same, depending on the small points (the ratio of winning and losing points), the more will be the first. Fortunately, there will not be the same situation as the two teams in the three wins. If this happens, depending on their winning and losing relationship, the winner will come first.
