一事无成的落魄作家孟大卫(王迅 饰)与妻子杨晓楠(于莎莎 饰)感情遇危机，偏又雪上加霜被诊患癌。 心灰意冷的孟大卫购买了人生意外险，欲在自己死后为妻子留笔巨款。一心求死的孟大卫前往泰国寻找担任导游 的妻子，试过各种办法自杀，却总是未能成功，还阴差阳错引发一系列搞笑闹剧。余生时间已不多，孟大卫只好 聘请专业杀手Bryan(金圣柱 饰)来杀自己。奈何人品衰到底，“菜鸟”杀手接连失误，炸药扔错、电梯事故算 错时间、撞车对不准......孟大卫彻底绝望，谁知他已默默被卷入一场神秘的文件夹争斗中。而这份来头不小的文件夹，已给众多人招来杀身之祸。黑道小弟snake(赵英俊 饰)为其丢掉性命;本想代 购生财却上当的“二傻兄弟”龙大(梁超 饰)、龙二(潘斌龙 饰)因其被追打......最后黑道霸主鲨鱼(曾志伟 饰)将目标锁定在孟大卫身上。究竟衰到爆的孟大卫能否求死成功?低智商的龙氏二兄弟还将如何犯傻?看似凶狠却屡次被整的黑道老大怎 样翻身?一连串啼笑皆非的意外惊喜即将上演......
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Of all American journalists, I think the most outstanding one is Haret Aban of the New York Times. Due to Aban's years of experience in China, his rather sophisticated treatment of people and his reputation as a Times, he has made quite a wide range of friends. He and Chiang Kai-shek's wife Song Meiling are also very close friends. He doesn't have to be like me. As a reporter of the Japanese News Agency, he has to be busy with the morning and evening reports every day. He just needs to pick up some important information and transmit it. So he is in an extremely advantageous position. Although I am in Shanghai, I have always been concerned about the U.S. Policy towards Japan and developments towards China, so I often exchange views and intelligence with Aban.
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热爱韩剧的美国大学生Claire，某天意外掉进韩剧世界Dramaworld －一个和现实相反的世界，而自己成了剧情的引导者，不仅需要想办法让剧情得以延续，还得要让男女主角能有浪漫的Happy Ending
他们已经真笑不动了，但是奈何这部电影让他们不得不一直持续的笑下去…………文战失利，但老谋深算的宁王又岂会没有另外的准备？这次，宁王不仅带了七省文状元的参谋将军，更是带了《兵器谱》排名第二的夺命书生剑。
淼淼也是，从小就跟咱们家的娃一桌上吃饭，一块玩笑的。
他不听从自己的建议，终究还是中计了。
你下流贱格，露出半个*************对穿肠绞尽脑汁的对子，都被唐伯虎一一轻松应对。
哎，你不是紫月剑的粉丝，跑来启明干什么？这不是闲得慌吗？我就是来写一部小说，等《天河魔剑录》女主角出现，等男主角吊打五大洲的时候，我就走。
青天衙门Ⅱ由《将军之爱》、《望子成龙》、《审妻记》、《花轿奇谋》四个部分组成。在一旱雷闷响的夜晚，顺天府街外一名泪水纵横哭泣声只见喊的书童，手持鼓棒正呜鼓喊冤。身任顺天府尹的谭振英听闻。立率人出门，并连夜审问其因。方庆被提到公堂上，泣诉了少爷方之栋与余清莲，本为一对青梅竹马的恋人，但因迫于无奈，清莲流落风尘沦为卖艺之女。方之栋为给清莲赎身，在街头卖字画攒钱。皇天不负有心人，之栋不仅送金杈于清莲做为……
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>樊哙的一番话总结成一句话，那就是：给我一个理由。
我们种地种菜吃，还养鸡喂猪。
《谢谢支持武侠小说的所有人》这一阵子，围绕武侠小说出现了很多是是非非，我作为一个业内人，也是一言难尽。
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