香港著名骗子黄大千骗术高超，几十年来凭借狡黠的智慧暴敛钱财。被骗者虽为贪心或疏忽使然，却无不捶胸顿足，后悔莫及。人送绰号“笨蛋”的光头神探二十年来与黄大千斗智斗勇，大玩猫鼠游戏，可惜这只笨猫总也斗不过狡猾的老鼠。居住在香港的少女吴宝苍的父亲被黄大千所骗，几度欲跳楼了解此生。宝苍从警方处了解到黄大千已经逃到新加坡，于是起身前去追踪。在这里她碰巧遇见了曾被人骗财骗情于是转而骗人的富家子弟
一部都市喜剧，讲述了在“能人”冯天贵的帮助下，一群农民工的媳妇在城里艰苦创业，几经周折，最终让城里人另眼相看的奋斗历程。一个偶然的机会，冯天贵结识了农民工谭有德的老婆沈秀枝，这让他与妻子之间本来就不和谐的婚姻产生了更大的缝隙。但是，经过一系列曲折之后，两人之间的误会终归化解。并且在冯天贵的穿针引线下，农民工的媳妇们用她们的勤劳和真诚，渐渐成了城市社区服务的一道亮丽风景线。
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众人正眼不错地看着堂间一大一小跳舞，忽然鼓声一收，黛丝朝着珊瑚一挥手——珊瑚便将一只带条纹的色彩鲜艳的海螺放在嘴边，吹出一股清音，音色单调，却空茫，仿佛辽阔大海上的鸟鸣。
以王祖蓝扮演各种角色为主线，每集明星加盟，恶搞最熟悉的热门人物和事件， 展开一系列爆笑故事。
"Then it was the old method of tracing armour-piercing firebombs that repelled the attacks of the big wasps twice. There was another very special sound from the position. At first we thought there was another big wasp coming, But after looking at it for half a day, I didn't find anything. After a little while, It is also the kind of special sound that is getting closer and closer. Only then did I recognize that it was not the "buzzing" sound of the big wasp, But a sound of "knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, knowing, Taken out with 'creaking', It's like a lot of people grinding their teeth together, Then a piece of black came running in the direction of the position. This time the direction is straight ahead, At first those things were far away from us and we could not see them clearly with our naked eyes. It was an instructor with a telescope who looked through the telescope and saw that the thing was a lot of mice. And they are all very big, After the news spread throughout the position, I have all my comrades, All ready for battle, Knowing that this is like one of those big wasps, It is certainly not a good fault, Just thinking of starting to fight the newcomers when it comes closer, I didn't think they were about 100 meters away from the position. It stopped suddenly, At the beginning of digging holes collectively, I felt that they were digging holes faster than running on the flat ground. One by one, they almost disappeared from the ground in an instant. Soon, a large area of dark mice disappeared. Looking through binoculars, on the ground where they disappeared, there were many holes the thickness of sea bowls, which were almost denser than craters.
对众人道：这是孟大夫亲自签字的证词，说他医术浅薄，且缺少几味药材，故而未能救回胡老大。
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马文与杨欣本是夫妻，有一个十岁的儿子马虎。夫妻二人年轻气盛，谁也不肯迁就谁，导致离婚。又由于实际的原因，俩人只有一套住房，所以离婚后依然住在一起。儿子马虎归杨欣抚养。马文是软件工程师，虽然也和各类女孩子约会，但心中却隐隐约约地存了和杨欣复婚的想法。但杨欣却打算和另一离异男士李义结婚。马文一直冷眼旁观前妻和李义的感情发展，他总觉得杨欣不会真的和李义结婚，因为在他内心看来，自己要比李义强很多。杨欣最终还是和李义结婚，由于李义没有房子，所以，他住了进来。李义虽没有什么大本事大能耐，但心思缜密。他有意化解马文的敌意，让马文认清现实，并着手帮助马文重新找到幸福生活。他为马文介绍了很多有房子的离婚女人，但最终由于种种原因，一个都没有成。最后，李义想到自己的姐姐李芹，李芹虽然比马文年长，但风韵犹存，还是一个“富婆”。李芹有过一任丈夫，夫妻感情不错，后来由于第三者插足，李芹无法忍受，提出离婚。丈夫王大飞是一成功男士，一直对李芹心怀愧疚，所以尽量在物质上满足她，离婚的时候不仅把房产留给她，而且还给了她一大
上水村村主任钱大宝去参加县里“致富红旗村”的评比，以一票之差落后于下水村，而没有当选。在庆祝会上，钱大宝和下水村村主任郑老狠酒后打赌，一年之内产值超过下水村，郑老狠输了就来上水村给钱大宝拎包，钱大宝输了，就把女儿钱多多许给郑家当儿媳妇。两人当众画押。钱大宝深深陷入如何超过下水村的计划里，满一花非常支持钱大宝致富的想法，但是把村里能致富的产业都想到了，加一起产值也到不了一千万，这让钱大宝深深地陷在苦恼中。这时他接到正在省里某大学进修旅游管理的女儿钱多多的电话。钱多多告诉钱大宝，她争来了一个投资项目，把村外的花岛建成省级旅游景观，这样可以推动村里的观光农业上一个新台阶，这使钱大宝喜出望外。与此同时，有人向钱大宝举报钱二宝在偷偷往外运花岛上的石头，钱大宝料定石头可能是一个致富的机会，便去城中建材城里打听，果然，建筑市场的发达带动了建材产业的兴起，石材成了旺销的产品，而上水村花岛上的石头正是当下市场上最为抢手的石材原料。钱大宝看到了致富的新希望，但这个致富的新希望却与女儿争来的花岛工程严重对立着
我就知道他骑着狗跑路的。
[News] On September 30, Tunliu County Commission for Discipline Inspection issued a "Circular on the Dinner and Drinking of Some Teachers in Tunliu No.1 Central South Campus", which aroused public concern and was questioned by many people. According to the bulletin, Duan Xudong, Sun Bin and 22 head teachers of Grade 2 in Tunliu No.1 Central South Campus went to Jinhaitang Hotel, Shuguang Commercial Street, Tunliu County, for dinner and drinking after the school holiday. During the dinner, a total of 1,390 yuan was spent and AA system was adopted to pay. The circular pointed out that the incident occurred at noon on weekdays in the vast majority of government agencies and units, causing adverse effects in society. After a study and decision by the Standing Committee of the County Commission for Discipline Inspection, Duan Xudong and Sun Bin were ordered to conduct a public review at the teachers' conference, conduct a collective interview with the other 22 class teachers involved, and report the matter throughout the county.
电影《爱情对赌》主要讲述了方力（楼云飞饰）和其父（万梓良）方子良因为觊觎毕哥（文熙饰）家祖屋，和其提出一场爱情对赌。内容为：限定三个月内，毕哥成功帮助当地一富家千金萌萌（范薇饰）走出感情隐瞒并且收获一段新的恋情为输赢。究竟谁赢谁输还未曾得知，文熙饰演的毕哥能够赢得方力，这一切都吊足了影迷们的胃口。而女主角贝贝（沈璐饰）至始至终从出谋划策到忍痛割爱也为她与男主角毕哥的爱情做了赌注。
崇祯三年，袁崇焕（陈伟 饰）被凌迟处死于北京，袁家满门遭锦衣卫抄斩，唯袁崇焕8岁的儿子袁承志被袁旧部孙仲寿（苏茂 饰）等救出。多年后，袁承志（窦智孔 饰）华山学艺，深得武功秘笈加持，他通过太白双英的线索，抓到了满清奸细洪胜海（周晓滨 饰），并将其收于麾下。袁承志与众匪与押运漕银的官兵欲血搏杀，被其相救的阿九（孙菲菲 饰）对他心生爱意。袁承志率人潜入盛京，安排洪胜海多方打探官府与市井详情，刺探满清计划。闯王大军入城，天下大事初定，袁承志只身入宫行刺崇祯（高虎 饰），不料崇祯已化装逃走。周皇后上吊身亡，几天后，崇桢在景山自取黄泉路。闯王的腐败令袁承志大失所望，万念惧灰的他跪倒在父亲的坟前......
有归家的喜悦在前面吸引着，一天天地接近湖州，这漫漫长途也就没那么难捱了。
II. General Methods for Determining Minimum Wage Standards
好小子，算你惨，我们后会有期。
武林纷乱，朝廷为了掩盖真相，坐视不理，一时间豪强并起，争夺武林盟主的宝座，带头的就是武林两大门派——少林和武当。
某韩国小镇上，围绕着一家中国餐馆形成了武馆角，餐馆主人是年迈的前中国功夫教练——如今的武会社长。教授跆拳道的金馆长（申贤俊 饰）与教授剑道的金馆长（崔成国 饰）是一对天生的冤家，从事业到爱情无不针锋相对，日子在两家武馆的生源争夺战中平淡的过去，直到又一位金馆长出现——从武会社长处租到场地的功夫教头（权伍中 饰），两位金馆长面对优势尽现的新对手，感到如芒在背，只得结为暂时的同盟，结果却只是弄巧成拙。老会长有心偏袒自己的同派后辈，向三人提出了比武招亲的解决方式，在准备比武的间隙，黑社会势力入侵小镇，三位金馆长终于同仇敌忾，为尊严和友谊向恶势力发起挑战。
When she was "appointed" by the leaders at the two sessions that year, she was dressed in this conspicuous red dress. Since then, in order to get the right to ask questions as much as possible, many female reporters wear red coats every year.
